Monday, April 02, 2007

More random crap.

My English teacher's wife is having a baby, so we had a sub. He had a British accent. We had to read a sonnet, answer questions on it, and write our own for homework. I think I'll conveniently forget. One more skipped assignment won't matter. (NOT TRUE). Sodium, post on the blog from france, dammit! We know you have a computer because you've been emailing us crap. Not just any crap, but 6 paragraphs of crap per email. I climbed trees last Saturday. I kept falling. now my arms are even more cut up than before. It makes people suspicious of me. My sister (in 5TH GRADE) gets more homeword than me on average. or so she thinks. I will rephrase: My sister (in 5TH GRADE) does more homework than me on average. I am a slacker. Completely and totally. My sister is not. She does her work and spends a lot of effort and time and stress trying to make it good. If I even do my work, i usually procrastinate it until 10 minutes before it is due. But I think I am passing all of my classes. Except for music, which is the kind of class that one would fail on purpose just to make a point of how lousy the teacher is. And I trained the aloe vera to attack my brother. The other house plants are picking up habits from them. I am pleased. the time of my destruction of existance may be sooner than expected, not that that is saying much. If anyone has actually read this far into the post, i congratualate you for your utter boredom and lack of anything more productive to do.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

why do you post random crap like that if you don't expect anyone to read it? really, you're lecturing US on having no life, what about YOU?!

Anonymous said...

should you lecture me? i'm assuming someone will read at least some of it. YOU are the one who writes in her dia- journal every night for at least four ****ing pages. And you don't let anyone read any of it. What is the point of it. and i will not take 'to vent' or 'to express feelings' or 'so I know who I was x years ago' as an answer, because they are all crap.

Ericamarinara said...

wow at least i know someone else out there has the same slacking philosophy as i do. i get goo grades in most of my classes but thats because they are rediculously easy. for example, i never have english homework, and if i do, its some vocabulary workskeet that i normally do during my geomenty class (which happens to be right before my english class). On the other hand, I am failing geometry with a beautiful 67. We also have a butload of homework every night for that class, and i normally dont start it till i get on the bus, or in the class before geometry. I also hate that teacher but she doesnt like me either... more of a mutual hatred. But thats okay with me as long as i dont get her again next year