a crash course in the wonders of technology

this is the most useful skill i have picked up recently. i used it to listen to my ipod throughout all of science class...here is how so you can do it too!
you wear a long sleaved sweater, and put the ipod in a pocket (or just under your sweater), and bring the earphones from the pocket (or wherever the ipod is) under the sweater, through one of your sleeves, and with the ear piece on your hand, then just lean your ear against your hand and it will look like you are supporting your head on your arm.
talented people can pull this off with cd players and headphones, too.
NOTE: if you play the music too loud, it will be noticed. Also, if a teacher asks you a question and you are completely spaced out, it will lead to problems. DO NOT try to come up with a last second answer and mix in song lyrics; that always makes people suspicious. you would be suspicious too if someone answered your question with "eutrophication is when the lakes nutrients increase and a ghost, a silhouette, -i mean, algae forms and suffocates out my name, -i mean, organisms until your favourite picture, -that is they build up until plants grow and it eventually fills in and becomes i never thought, - a meadow or field."
you know...