snig's exciting story(s)!!!!!!!

hello everybody.
i was going up the stairs yesterday morning when i got to school. My friends and some random people behind me were swearing. suddenly i heard the dreaded voice say 'i dont think that is appropriate language...!"
'twas mrs. g!!!!! the dreaded math teacher from last year. she eats children. really. anyway, i turned around on the stairs and saw her, then i tripped i almost rolled down the stairs, but i caught myself. then I regained my balance and sprinted down the hallway.

today, iwas on the bus coming home from school. it was a completely ordinairy ride. I spent the whole time dodging tin foil bullets flung from rubber bands, flying twizzlers, binders, boots, children, and other random projectiles.
I came home and made miso ramen. the water boiled over, but i figured it didn't really matter. half of the noodles are undercooked and the others are overcooked, cuz i kept changing the temperature. i exploded the flavouring packet while pouring it into the noodles. then I realized i had forgotten to add carrotts, which are good w/ ramen. so i found some baby carrots. i was too lazy to cut them, so i threw them in whole.
now i am eating under/over-cooked ramen w/ concentrated miso broth and whole uncooked baby carrots.