first of all, gigi about your story : if a person is an assassin and a serial killer, that makes them a serial assassin, not a serial killer- assassin. that would be someone who kills serial killers. and a ninja is essentially an assassin as well. and one from ancient japan. vikings were from ancient scandanavia.
and shlomo is not a name from scandanavia or japan. so yeah. HAHA! I crushed your dream, GG! suffer! I feed off human pain! wahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!
ahem.
we had the day off of school today. because of snow. it would have been valentines day. you have no idea of how happy that makes me. i hate valentines day. because i dont love. literally, i don't have that emotion.
come to think of it, i don't have many emotions. maybe 2 or 3. yeah. anger and... twisted joy. and ramen. ramen IS an emotion.
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you're wrong. ok, shlomo is also a rabbi, hence the name. he is a serial killer, but works. . .legally. . .as an assassin. I know a ninja is an assassin, but that just makes me a bit redundant. also shlomo is fond of my friend sniper riffle, which isn't very ninja-like, since ninjas are fron ANCIENT japan. but shlomo employs ninja tequniques.
shlomo was raised in brazil by greek/italien parents, but he went to agricultural college in scandinavia. then he set out on a long boat to find land to farm on, pillaging a monastary along the way, which makes him a viking.
wow you sound like me. i absolutley hate valentines day too. And we actually had school. One of my friends and i were just gonna skip and go to the beach, but his cars in the shop, and nobody else shared our hatred that had a car. So that plan was out :(
you spelled Schlomo wrong
PS I know that I wasn't supposed to write said but I think it will annoy you
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