I love art. I have so many arguments. Toady's argument was about whether pirates or ninjas or vikings are coolest. I'm not sure what won. I think it may have been pirates. Anyway, we are drawing contour drawings, and now I have to paint in the negative space. It's ridiculously hard. I quote, "Be a man, Gigi! Give up!" I also have manly handwriting, apparently. I wonder what went wrong?
So the real point of this post was to tell you all about my new great IDEA. It's to write a novel about a ninja-pirate-viking-assassin-serial killer-hobo-rabbi named Shlomo. Heer're the first sentences:
Sholomo hopped onto the train car and landed knee-deep in straw. The reason he was on this train car is he was hired to kill the senator in the front car of the train. You see, Shlomo is a ninja-pirate-viking-assassin-serial killer-hobo-rabbi. Shlomo mutered th Smah under his breath as he crept forward.
Okay, that's totally going to be a best seller.
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except for the fact that if he was a rabbi, why the #%&@ would he be an assasin/ serial killer??
i think you meant the Sh'ma and it's also against Judaism to kill anyway
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