Friday, December 29, 2006

And I have returned from Montreal to cause the destruction of all life!

This is Snig. I am typing this in my lair. I was in Montreal for a vacation with my family. There were many relatives there. More than usual. I had to share a room with both of the siblings. I wanted to sleep in the closet, but my mattress didn't fit. And neither of the siblings succeeded in killing me in my sleep, though not from lack of trying. It pays to go to bed late.
Anyway, it actually snowed there!! It hasn't snowed here yet.
Also: Dinners with relatives and family friends are always very unpleasant, and are even worse when you have 6 in a row. The food was good. I ate too much and got sick just about every night. The only good part of the dinners were the heated arguments, usually over ethics. Aaaah... I love heated arguments. Ethics amuse me. NOTE: FOR ANYONE WHO DIDN'T KNOW, I GET MY LIFE FORCE FROM NEGATIVE HUMAN EMOTIONS AND ETC. but I nearly collapsed a few times after the relatives drained my life force by hugging me and being very happy. ug.
but now I'm back.

6 comments:

The 3 Futon Riceballs said...

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The 3 Futon Riceballs said...

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The 3 Futon Riceballs said...

AND IT'S NOT EVEN BACK TO SCHOOL, ASSES. it's january. get a life.

The 3 Futon Riceballs said...

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Anonymous said...

hahaha. i hate pop up ads. Who ever invented them obviously just wanted 2 annoy the crap outa everyone else. I have a suspicion that maybe it wuz snig, with his whole "I feed off of human pain thing”. Im on to ya...

The 3 Futon Riceballs said...

That actually wasnt snig, tho thats not a bad idea...

oh I have to leave for the schoolbus